We already have number of smart tips to improve our blog ranking, and its traffic from all over the world. Recently, I have shared both online and offline ways to bring traffic to blog or a website, and while collecting those tips from my research I have found some tips that should make you laugh at your own self while doing them in the real life. I have named those tips as most idiotic ways to promote the blog or an online business. You must be thinking what will be tips that highlighted here as most idiotic ways to promote the business.
Many of you may have never tried any of the below mentioned tip in his life, but now I am expecting that I will start seeing many bloggers doing the activities that am going to share with you guys here. In recent forum talks, I have noticed many bloggers and SEO experts believe blog commenting with do-follow links are the best way to increase the traffic, and somehow now they are totally depending on the single way to promote their blogs and website.
However, after today, I believe some of them will surely give a try to the below mentioned tips. Personally, I have tried one of the tip, and got some remarks from my friends and that were “Idiot, what are you doing? 
” so, after receiving such remarks, I decided to name these tips as idiotic ways to promote the business. Actually, not only the online, you can also promote offline business.
So here are the ways to promote your business…
3 Most Idiotic Ways To Promote Your Blog Online!
College Benches
Yes, you can use them, not only for sitting with your friends, or to wait for someone you can actually make them use for your marketing and free of cost promotion of your business and online blog. You can write your brand name there, or your website URL with interesting offers.
Public Toilets
Public toilets are one of the most freaker choices to go with. The public fills mostly public toilets with some random crap, and you will see lot of 3rd grade jokes, and quotes, even you will find some person’s numbers too. So don’t hesitate to use them for your marketing, and advertising of your blog and business. 
Dusty Car Windows
Get yourself to some open-parking lot, you will find number of non-cleaned cars with windows full of dust. The window full of dust is like an empty whiteboard to write anything on it. Use to write your blog name or your brand name. It will do a free and wider advertising for you.
Over to you!
I hope these activities will make you laugh at loud at yourself, and as well as will bring number of remarks to your marketing approaches for your online / offline business. Do let me what is your most idiotic way to promote your blog?
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Hamza,
ha ha, I have never thought that you could write such points like college benches and Public toilets
I was smiling while reading your post.
Thanks
Saif
saif ullah butt recently posted..Can You Depend On Blogging To Make A Living ?
haha (public toilets) same here i was also smiling while reading this post. college benches is good way to attract class mates and post content according to their needs
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lol thanks a lot for your read up! I actually wrote this post for my own blog, but after sometime I decided to guest blog it, as it was one of the most funny post, and eye catcher too.
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..How Google Reader Can Improve Your Blogging Career
Hi Saif,
Welcome to my blog!
Even I never thought that hamza could write such idiotic ways to promote blog
Ammar Ali recently posted..3 Most Idiotic Ways To Promote Your Blog Online
Thanks man for your comment
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..5 Plugins To Make Your WordPress Secure Like Bulletproof
That’s Hilarious……The way most of the time I notice is people sticking advertisements inside and outside buses during traffic signals
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hahah, if you see such kind of people than why not you give a try!
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..5 Plugins To Make Your WordPress Experience Pleasant
this post is funny, and i don’t think the third point is idiotic, infact it can work very great, especially when you need to maximize local traffic, it’s simple hire a slumdog teach him how to write and pay him, within days you will see local traffic increase.
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It might be idiotic. If you see it from someone else view!
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..5 Free Of Cost Ways To Advertise Your Blog / Website
Hi Hamza, I have never thought of the above methods to promote my blog. They are really free for me to promote my blog too.
Thanks for your great job – Ferb
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Hi Freb, thanks for you comment. If you are so much interested in learning free ways to promote business / blog. You should give a visit to my new born blog! I have covered a complete post featuring the ways to promote the business / blog for free of cost.
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..5 Free Of Cost Ways To Advertise Your Blog / Website
Funny tips Hamza, And I would like to add one tip, never forget to share with your own friends. Word of the mouth, who knows
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Hi Gautham
Thanks buddy! 
I will surely consider your tip 
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..10 Insane Ways To Increase Blog / Website Traffic
Great
I like those tips and special that toilet one. I think i should try out. 
Deepak recently posted..Different Niches To Start A Blog
LOL @Deepak! You should try it out! but make sure, you don’t do this in your own toilet, or some other relatives home
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..5 Plugins To Make Your WordPress Experience Pleasant
haha, That’s funny Hamza
Ammar Ali recently posted..Want To Become A Famous Blogger? Then Read This!
It is like a fun using these stupid tips. However some of them i do like asking my friends to visit, making some interesting thing for my friend and sharing link with them..
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hmmm…. @Sandip. I will surely include your tip in my upcoming post of free ways to promote yourself in cyber world.
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Hi Hamza,
Well, you know, your tips might actually work. I remember when cellphones were at the height of their popularity and cellphone numbers were all the rage, I used to see numbers everywhere: on walls, benches, on the backs of seats of public buses, and yes, public toilets.
And some people, whether out of curiosity or out of a sense of mischief, would dial these numbers. So if someone has an intriguing site or blog, people might just be curious or interested enough to take notice and visit them.
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@Theresa I have also seen many guys writing their numbers, and quotes on historical places, and buses seats. But, believe me. It will be a really new experience of writing a URL on buses seats, and public benches. People will surely give it a try, and if they found out it using. You will get returning user on your blog.
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..5 Plugins To Make Your WordPress Experience Pleasant
Indeed a funny article, liked those idiotic tips.
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I really thanks you for your comment
and a read out to my low-quality content 
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..Apple To Feature New iPhone With 8-Pin Dock Connector, and Bluetooth 4.0
haha.. Funny ways
i wrote my website name on my Uni board with permanent marker =D
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hahahahah…. actually! I am already famous from my blog names, and from my gadget knowledge in my institute, and majority of teachers, and students call me as “Geek” or “GadgetWiki”
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..How Google Reader Can Improve Your Blogging Career
Really funny ways bro. This ways will surely work to promote our blog.
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thanks
I hope these ways work!
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..5 Offline Ways To Increase Your Blog / Website Traffic
haha..really funny…I have tried writing on my school bench…
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I never thought about these way. I like the way ‘Dusty Car Windows’
Well I guess writing your website in public toilets or college benches is like viral marketing. The only side effect is that people have a very short memory so least exist the chances for increased traffic moreover it is possible that someone will modify the url of website and make it something unacceptable. I guess one should be highly cautious when choosing such promotional methods.
agreed (y)
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..5 Free Of Cost Ways To Advertise Your Blog / Website
These are funny but great tips.
I never thought about it, even I have seen many times the lines on public toilets. mostly I saw the lines are following:
“Altaf Kutta” , “Imran Khan Sher”, “Nawaz Sharif Ganja” and so on.
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lol… I just inspired from them
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..How Google Reader Can Improve Your Blogging Career
Bro , guess what i wrote the address of my blog on every first page of my friend’s books..
and they were like – joy the next thing you do is distribute pamphlets of your blog..
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Oh.. that’s another cool way to promote business / blog uniquely, and free of cost.
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..How Google Reader Can Improve Your Blogging Career
lol a very good i never thought this way
thanx for the post kal uni k toilet ma
blog ka adress
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hahahaha.. must share your experience here with us
lol……funny but unique way to promote our site in local search market
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Actually the title should be like this:
3 most idiotic ways to promote your blog offline
Not online!
BTW, crazy thoughts
Rahul kuntala recently posted..Facebook Traffic: What it Takes to Boost Your Blog Traffic With Facebook
lol… you are right.. but I guess, we are performing these tips in real life, and promoting blog/business in cyber world.
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..How Google Reader Can Improve Your Blogging Career
lol
public toilets, dusty car windows Awesome tips 
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Hi Hamza, I never thought that these are the process to promote my blog. Your tips are truly awesome but these marketing strategy is entirely off line.
Yeah, I know these tips are totally non-professional, and that’s why I entitled them as “Idiotic” BTW, these ways are unique approach to users!
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..Hello World! We Are Live Now!
LOL….Nice tips. I would also recommend to write your blog address on your TEE!
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haha just can’t stop laughing on it. These are quite funny but to attract more visitors you must do something persuasive even when being such a smart ass
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To seed something in the community, one’s always have to make a unique approach, and similarly to say hello to niche bloggers. I elected this article
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LoL – I am just collecting all other tips. I will include all these tips into a single post, for mega fun.
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..How Google Reader Can Improve Your Blogging Career
Nice to See You Doing Guest Posting Hamza, Good Going!! Be an Idiot or Smart.. Building Links for your blog works
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Hahahahaha. First of all thanks Ankit for your honest comment. Personally, I never expected that you will ever comment on my stuff, but you just shocked me.
back links are not important for me, they are important for Search Engines. I mainly want community, and guess what am now owning it. 
Hi Hamza,
Yes – I do agree. I was expecting spamming and such methods – but the ones you’ve mentioned is old to even the old school marketers.
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@Anton Spamming is not marketing, if you are a marketer than you should avoid spamming. Majority of brands do spamming to seed their content in the world, but at end they only get bad feedback from the community. I know these tips are old, but as you can see in the comment section. These tips really worked well.
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ha ha you have really very creative mind mostly persons think to write his ex gf name
in toilet but writing blog name in toilet really gud idea person read never forget …. 
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LOL.. I have seen many such guys, who write their ex gf names on public places, or some other guys who write girls name. BTW thanks
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Hey Hamza,
I might try these out, especially the toilet one 
Really funny ways
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Yeah why not, but make sure you are not writing your blog name in your own toilet
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..Facebook for iOS Updated With “Read It Later” Feature
Hi Hamza,
public toilets and dusty car windows are my favourites, I can’t find something better
But you probably thought about offline sources of traffic
BR, Chris
Chris recently posted..35+ Traffic and SEO Tips & Articles From Bloggers
Actually, only offline ways are not considered as spam
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..Rumor: iPad Mini Production To Start By This Month
Big Big LOLz. Very funny. These are easy and cheap way to get the traffic moreover Google cannot penalize on these way of promotion. Lolzzzzzz
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Actually, no one can penalize us on performing these ways.
However, I have covered different article to highlight the cheap ways to promote any business and blog online / offline.
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ha ha ha bro you are write, these are most GOOD ways to use those places for right purpose
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hmmm, really happy to receive a such positive feed back. By following these tips, we can at least make use of such places
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..Apple Nearly Killed iPhone Project, As It Wasn’t Good
Really funny tactics.
All 3 are fantastic especially the car window. I try to write my name every time I got a chance. 
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LOL, so from now, you must write your blog name instead of your’s
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..Rumor: iPad Mini Production To Start By This Month
Haha man! This article made me laugh so hard! Good one though!
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Man, you are awesome! I know you are totally new to this world. But, you whatever you are doing, is just great!
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I am really happy to see such response from you guys. Your support is very important for my career.
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Well hamza. I must say this post will gonna beat our record and will be top and best post of allbloggingtips
I am still laughing at these idiot ways to promote blogs.
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Ammar, as I have already told you personally & this time publicly… I wanted to break your record
and guess what? I am simply counting the comments. I know my challenge will bring you many many many pageviews, and new unique visitors, but believe this is another cheap way to bring viewers on the blog 
I guess, you didn’t experienced such thing in your career 
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..iPhone 5 Non-Functional Device Surfaces In Bangkok
Can’t believe someone has figured out these idiotic ways to promote blogs. BTW I found the dusty window idea pretty good. It was fun reading, no doubt.
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Man
It’s not someone, its me your friend 
BTW thanks for your comment, and yes! Many people like the dusty car windows!
I have another tip for you, as you are running a music blog. You should promote the song title, and use your website name as the writer.. something like this:
”
Song: Tere Bin – Atif Aslam
– [Website]
”
Hamza Sheikh recently posted..iPhone 5 Non-Functional Device Surfaces In Bangkok
this post is funny and nice hamza…
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Thanks a lot for your time to read this post
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College Benches was rather OK. But really laughed when you I read about Public Toilets…So next time I fly somewhere I would take printouts of my blog address and paste them. Haha
LOL – First of all thanks for stopping by here!
I wrote these tips to refresh the mind of bloggers who are running out of the ideas to promote their websites, and keep spamming all over the social networks. College Benches are the good place to promote any thing
but the Public toilet is more attention getting place 
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Funny ways to advertise
Hahahah My college friends also used to write in College washrooms and on chairs 
throwing paper on the road with URL 
I did not expect this type of ways to promote the blog…..hahahah
But really these steps are so powerful
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Public toilet made me laugh hard lolz
nice and good laughable post…visit my blog
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The ways are really idiotic but you said “ONLINE”. I don’t find any benches online or any ONLINE Public Toilets at all.
lol, most creative ways
I’ve been thinking about using stickers, but toilets are even better!
I like the dusty car window suggestion however here it is winter so we have to write the promotion in the snow on top the cars. Thanks for the laughs. daveM
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Toilets ….
Everybody needs to take a number 2 once in a while …
and with a nice QR code banner, it could generate quite
good traffic
Thanks for these ingenious, not so idiotic tips.
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Hamza this is really a very funny post and simplest way of promoting a blog. I’ll surely try the first method i hope it works.
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haha! Thats Great Ways. I Will try These Tommorow
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making a fake id in facebook of a girls with a good DP increase no of friend and then share your post in ur wall and peoples excitement will increase your traffic..
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Hi Hamza, I was on facebook, a image popped up with idiotic ways to promote with a quote “You wont stop laughing after reading this post” .
. Thanks for sucha good article!
After reading this post literally I smiled and the ideas which you have mentioned are kewl . I never even thought that we can even write our blog URL on college benches
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I can’t believe you mentioned public toilets….Haha..Awesome one really..
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Well some newbie does these kind of things . Its profitable to grow your blog offline but using the mention formulas is strictly prohibited
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Ha ha… Second one was really weird!!! Nice post
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o.O Public Toilets ? Many used to write their names in toilets in Schools. Sounds Good, Will try it and will fetch some traffic
Thanks for the Idea 
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Well, great idea man.
But Ammar, is it that you are just ignoring the mistake or didn’t you see it?
How does that be PROMOTION ONLINE? Toilets and Benches are not uploaded to anywhere.
Offline is more appropriate I think. Just adding up.
Thanks
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Ha Ha…Really idiotic ways for promotion. Though, classroom Board (Black board) can also used for promotion. Thanks for writing…i never though that toilets can also be a way of online promotion.
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HaHa!
It’s Really Funny!
But, Yeah, Writing On College Benches is a Good Idea Really
Will Try It
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Lol lol lol. Ohh you are awesome man. Funny marketing ideas. But I’ll try a bit
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LOL…..your article is awesome.
I never thought of promoting blog on Public Toilets and College benches.
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